Crush him. He needs to know who the head of the household is. I need 50% Stress 50% Mess shirt. Welcome to the Terrordome son. Crush him with no mercy then take him to McDonald’s and eat a happy meal in front of him. Explain that only winners get happy meals. I think the correct answer is, “sometimes” and it has a lot to do with their stage of emotional/mental development. Time to test what you’ve been teaching. “You’re old enough now, do you think you’re ready for Dad’s A-game?”
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I was in my late 30s before I beat my dad in a round of 50% Stress 50% Mess shirt. Afterward, he looked me straight in the eye and said, “You’re the Champ today and you earned it.” In the next 20 years, I only beat him once more. I learned a lot from that. Life lesson: beat his behind, then tell him not to let his mouth write a check said whooped behind can’t cash. Shortly thereafter, take him on a road trip to buy the spoils of your victory. Order it his way, tell him life isn’t fair, his eyes will well up. Just as you make for the Happy Meal, give it to him and tell him that sacrifice is the greatest of all gifts that keep on giving. Thus he will have learned the greatest lesson yet, humility. Hug him, tell him you love him and pop him in the behind when he gets home. Tell him that one was so he doesn’t forget his place.